Poems

Once there was a guy,
who want to fly up the sky.
He made himself a kite,
but cannot reach that height.
So he bounce and bounce and bounce,
hope to get off the ground.
But he later had a fall,
which had made him swore.
Then he start catching birds,
until he had herds.
But when he made them fly,
all the birds had already died.
So he jumped off a cliff,
to his surprised he lived.
He then understood something,
that is,he never used his brain to think.
"To people,there's always hope",
"But to me,is all fat hope".
So away he went,
never dare to show his face again.
BY Tyuio

Once there is a lad called Joseph,
loyaty to his masters he served.
One day his masters went on a trip,
a bugular came and stole his tips.
When his masters returned,
they saw their house being turned.
When they scolded him for being bad,
his heart felt very sad.
So away he went,
driving in his dilapitated van.
Then he stumbled upon a town,
where children play and bounce.
He saw a girl sitting under a hive,
which later became his wife.
He and his wife lived happily,
but one day came a Munkali.
The Munkali took his wife away,
to his own palace in the great Norway.
So Joseph jumped into his dilapidated van,
driving round the mountain bend.
He drove through night and day,
never dare to rest and play.

When he reached the great Norway,
his wife was sitting on a window pane.
So to the munkali he must say,
"this women has got AIDS".
The munkali listened with fright,
and released her before the night.
That was actually just a lie,
so to their home they must fly.
Sitting under the old beehive,
that's where they live for the rest of their life.
Viewing upon the bright night sky,
remain sitted,they chatted for life.
BY Tyuio

THERE WAS ONCE AN WICKED OLD MAN WITH TWO HEADS,
STUPID,STUPID,STUPID HE HAD ALWAYS SAID.
ONE DAY WHEN HE WAS BAKING A CAKE,
IN CAME JOSEPH AND CUT OFF A HEAD.
SO THE OLD MAN WENT TO SLEEP IN HIS BED,
THE NEXT MORNING HE HAD A HEADACHE.
BUT WHAT ACTUALLY DID JOSEPH DO WITH THE HEAD?
I THINK HE USED IT TO DECORATE HIS BED.
THE BED,WITH THE HEAD WHICH JOSEPH LAID,
IS ACTUALLY THE OLD MAN'S EVIL CAKE.
UPON KNOWING WHICH JOSEPH ATE,
THE CAKE,BAKE BY THE OLD MAN WITH TWO HEADS.

THE HERO,IN THE TOWN,THE NEXT DAY,
PEOPLE SHOWERED HIM WITH ALL THEIR PRAISE.
THE OLD MAN,ANGRY,STUFFED HIMSELF WITH MAIZE,
"I'LL CHALLENGE HIM TO A RACE."
SO TO JOSEPH,WITH EYEBROWNS RAISED,
"LET'S SEE WHO CAN MAKE A TIGER GRAZE."
JOSEPH MANAGED TO MAKE THE TIGER GRAZE,
BUT THE OLD MAN ONLY MAD THE TIGER'S FACE.
THE TIGER,WALKING WITH ANGRY PACE,
ATE THE OLD MAN IN A HASTE.
"HOARRY,HOARRY,A HERO RAISED",
CAUSE JOSEPH MADE THE TIGER GRAZE.
HOWEVER,THE OLD MAN WHO LIVED TOO MANY DAYS,
WAS BURIED FOREVER UNDER HIS GRAVE.
BY Tyuio

Once upon a time at night,
a child is born in bright starlight.
He posesses the strength of a thousand man,
and killed many tigers with a single hand.
One day came a bad demon,
slaved many men and killed many women.
It claimed to be the king of man,
with a magic sword in just one hand.
The child's eyes glowed with anger,
"I'll kill the demon to revenge my father".
So,with bare hands,he went with pride,
challenging the demon to a fight.
The demon,having lost in the fight,
ran away and went to hide.
"I'll not let you off so easily",
"Unless you return my people back to me".
The demon's plan have to be abandoned,
he unslaved the men and restored the women.
The demon,later,was being slayed,
by all the men he had slaved.
And so the town was back to peace,
with the people's heart filled with ease.
BY Tyuio
 

Love is the liking for another guy,
the feeling of touching the sky.
Love is the starting of a relationship,
in which the dejected would certainly weep.
Love is the seed of marriage,
where couple need not live in a remote village.
Love is the excuse for romance,
where under the stars is where you dance.
Finally love is having mutual respect,
or otherwise you would regret !
BY Tyuio